Our boat driver, “Captain Ken,” sounded like he had just woken from a nap, and was the most un-enthusastic, unexciting, bored-sounding, uninterested, uninformative and tiresome narrator we’ve ever encountered. Our tour was the longest 90 minutes we’ve spent in a long, long time. Plus, there is literally NOTHING to see along the tiny stretch of the Missouri River that Captain Ken and the River City Star will take you to. He is the most boring, un-enthusiastic narrator of any tour we have EVER done.
